Damn it, that's the last time the Taiwanese police purchase reflective vests from China, the things clearly don't work.

How fitting that "I Will Survive" was playing on the radio. Next song up; "Disco Inferno".

Knowing what I know about Turkey, all you need to pass the driving test is to know how to use the horn (continually for no reason) and to be able to drive while having a full blown conversation while looking at your passenger. Using both your hands to gesture.

Get Rich Idea #227: Start a dash cam business in Russia, they love those things...Love them more than cheap vodka and threatening nuclear war.

Not a scratch on her, apparently drinking two bottles of Vodka every day over a 60 year period gives you superhuman powers.

What a clusterfuck of an intersection, and it's nice to see both a police car drive past and a horse-drawn carriage...proving yet again Russian cops and farmers just don't give a shit.

Well, green means go, so it's not really her fault, it's her jackets fault. Personally I look about 17 times before crossing a road...that's one thing this site has taught me well.

Strike! On his way to bowling a perfect game.

First rule of explosives: A five second fuse is a two second fuse. Second rule: Never use your fapping hand.

I feel sorry for that woman, not because her husband is dead, but because now she has to pick up all the condoms off the street that flew out of the bag. They are for her no-good slut of a daughter.

This Australian tourist did survive that 110m fall into the Zambezi River inhabited by crocodiles after her bungee cord snapped, but she'll be hearing a lot of "Oh snap!" jokes for weeks to come.

Where the hell is that first dude walking off to? To go buy a lottery ticket?