And from that day forward, their pussies could never get wet again.

After seeing this, I'm starting to believe the rumor that Russian girls eat their mate after fucking them.

If the husband forgets the date of his anniversary, maybe he can just think of the time he smashed the absolute shit out of a biker. It might spark a memory.

This is really fucked up. Like walking in on Grandma giving Grandpa a rimjob fucked up.

Issac Newton and his apple tree called. They didn't say anything, but I think I heard some laughter.

In fairness to the guy, I was also under the impression that all Thai girls were whores. I guess not.

Never fuck with a black skater. They're obviously confused and unstable.

I want these people to build my house because I actually prefer my bathtub in the front yard.

I've seen Middle Eastern decapitation videos more pleasant than this. Holy shit.

Anyone with any sign of decency knows you never throw a poor, innocent girl in a garbage can. You use a dumpster...way harder to climb out of.