Nevermind the fight. Does anything in Russia not look like Fallout 3?

I'm on the reindeer's side mostly because these people are ugly fucks. And also because beating an animal with a shovel is never cool unless it's a squirrel.

So if the ball hits you in the head, are you out? Or just unconscious? Because this could be a game changer.

Around the 30 second mark, you will quickly see that this is all just a violent excuse to butt-fuck the other guy.

Angrily walking toward a group of people who would like to see what your insides look like isn't that smart. But....judge not lest ye be judged.

The power of menstruating truly is unlimited.

I realize getting paid to stand there and talk about life is difficult, but calm the fuck down, dickhead.

If that was an African American girl, her weave would've been long gone by now.

Although the sit-there-and-get-kicked-in-the-face defensive strategy might sound promising, it doesn't seem to be all that effective.

He went down like my sister on every guy she's ever dated. We don't let her sit at the dinner table anymore.