To be fair it was more like 6 vs 1. That beast wearing a picnic blanket counts as at least 3 people.

There's a lot of ways to get your kid to stop playing his Xbox all day. And using his head as a fucking paint brush is just one of them.

These girls get a bad rap. I'd be more than willing to hear her complain all day long... but she has to keep the socks on.

Does Dell offer a health plan to their tech support team? They should.

Keeping a 500 lb animal locked in a cage for 24 hours a day has consequences. I still have the bruises my mom gave me to prove it.

I had to file this one under cool. Had it burped the entire alphabet I might have opted for strange, or even shocking.

If you ever wondered what would happen if you did this without the anonymity of the Internet to protect you.... well you're a fucking idiot.

Ban tazers. This looks like so much more fun.

It must be hard to get her drunk. She only weighs 110 lbs, but 50 of them are in her tits.

Great fight. But this is all worth it for just the transformation they all make into Usain Bolt when a cop car drives by at the end.