Knowing what I know about Turkey, all you need to pass the driving test is to know how to use the horn (continually for no reason) and to be able to drive while having a full blown conversation while looking at your passenger. Using both your hands to gesture.

Damn! Some of those nutsacks are still smoking after that.

If you don't like blue balls, then we suggest clicking on any other video on the page but this one. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Wait, did he just call that handgun a "chopper"? I clearly see a pistol, my good Sir. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to pull out a big ass machine gun from his belt.

I would feel bad, if I wasn't munching right now on a camel quarter-pounder, with a side of camel blood-sausage.

The younger cousin actually bit a part of the older ones ear off while the camera wasn't rolling. Which in Ireland is just how they show love and affection. Read more about this incident here.

Well he won't be using that hand to jerk off his goat anymore.

That shit was like watching a movie, due to cameras being everywhere and the fact that no one can hit for shit.

The smell that is bound to be oozing off the pole on stage would make anyone's eyes water if that's what's on offer in that skank pit.

That was the first time I've ever seen a cow say "break that shit up!" with a single look.

I'm shocked. Seems that plan back fired.

Now that the crowbar wielding guy is out of the way, I strongly suggest everyone try out their Turkey Burgers, they are pretty good and all below 500 calories.