MY PENIS posted on 05/23/2011

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Brutal Bicycle Crash Leaves Kid Mentally Retarded03/24/2012

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Crazy Bastard Throws $500 Into A Group of Black People03/24/2012

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Horrible Motorcycle Crash Turns Rider Into A Rag Doll03/24/2012

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Horrible Motorcycle Crash Turns Rider Into A Rag Doll03/24/2012

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Bike Ramp Crash Hilariously Knocks Idiot Out Cold03/20/2012

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Cop Slaps the Shit Out of an Accused Husband Killer03/19/2012

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Abusive Man Punches His Wife in the Face in Front of Their Kids03/17/2012

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Just Another Day at a Norwegian Horse Racing Track...Wait What02/24/2012

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Russian Navy Fucks Up a Somali Pirate Boat02/23/2012

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Asian School Kid Takes on Two Black Kids, Knocking One Out01/28/2012

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Jackass on Top of a School Owns Himself and the School01/27/2012

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The Horrible Aftermath of Dying In A Desert01/27/2012

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Brutal Bicycle Crash Leaves Kid Mentally Retarded 06/11/2010

Too cool for a helmet, not cool enough for a Dora The Explorer bib.

Crazy Bastard Throws $500 Into A Group of Black People 06/04/2011

Cosplaying geek dips into his lose-my-virginity-to-a-hooker fund and uses the cash to turn a local Subway into World War 3. Sorry Denny's, you're no longer useful.

Horrible Motorcycle Crash Turns Rider Into A Rag Doll 12/31/2010

Prime example of why the only things in excess of 375 lbs that you should ride are girls named Becky.

Bike Ramp Crash Hilariously Knocks Idiot Out Cold 11/18/2010

When mom told her 28-year-old son to get the fuck out of the basement and do something productive, this wasn't what she meant.

Cop Slaps the Shit Out of an Accused Husband Killer 02/19/2010

Unbeknownst to the police officer, this is exactly why she axed her husband in his sleep.

Abusive Man Punches His Wife in the Face in Front of Their Kids 03/07/2012

This would work great as a viral video for Xbox: "Don't be a PlayStation prick, buy an Xbox."

The Happiest Post Shotgun Suicide Face You'll Ever See 12/15/2010

You may want to have compassion for this guy but he makes it pretty fucking hard when it looks like he's about to say "It's simple really. Kill the Batman".

Russian Navy Fucks Up a Somali Pirate Boat 11/11/2011

Looks to me like they were just trying to blow what ever was playing that horrid music the fuck up.

Jackass on Top of a School Owns Himself and the School 03/14/2010

Hopefully this school's principal is a huge MentalZero fan and sees this. Then again, it's probably best if MZ fans are not also shapers of young minds.

Asian Kid Gets Brutally Attacked and Beat By Other Boys in Chicago 01/18/2012

This video needs a Glide Kick. Ground Takedown. Counter. Punch. Cape Flash With Beatdown. Quick Batclaw + Closeline. More Punching...Guess Batman just doesn't like saving Asians.

Tibetan Nun's Self-Immolation in the Middle of a Street 11/22/2011

Sister Ignatius? Is that you?

Dirty Dancing Slut Dry Humped Right Off The Stage 07/08/2010

If not for years of using her face as a landing pad for something else, this could have been tragic. She should thank MTV and societies expectations of her.