Cats dont cry posted on 04/04/2011

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illegal posted on 04/03/2011

Fuckin motherfucker cunt Ill stab the top of your head then watch your brains leak out as niggers cum over your cadaver

illegal posted on 03/29/2011

Faggot you aint man enough to face me if you do youll be probably raped

liveDi696 posted on 03/18/2011

Sweet, I had a Savannah, he was awesome but I was leaving the states and I didnt know how long, so I had to give him to a friend of mine who owns many reptiles =(

9thjester posted on 03/17/2011

http://www.mentalzero.com/Man-Hilariously-Tries-To-Keep-Homosexuality-Out-of-Uganda-1468.html they push the hand deeepaaah

9thjester posted on 03/16/2011

they are dinosaurs lol. Asmodeus bit my hand when she was only three feet and I'll have a four inch scar till I'm old and grey, and my girlfriend at the time stepped on her claw and got tail whipped in the neck and had a pretty good gash. but it's always a persons fault you have to know how to act around them its all about boundaries and body language.

9thjester posted on 03/16/2011

yeah I know I used to take her for walks with a harness in garden of the gods(a great park to visit if you're everin colorado springs) but she almost ate this guys dog. It wasn't her fault the dog was being aggressive and the guy was yelling at me for being there with her and when he came too close it was almost like she was protecting us. She was very smart and reminded me of a velociraptor.

9thjester posted on 03/16/2011

nice I've never seen a croc monitor in person before. I used to have a six foot nile monitor but when she was about 5 and a half years she became aggressive and it was dangerous to go near her enclosure. her tail could cut you and I don't need to tell you about water monitors teeth.

liveDi696 posted on 03/16/2011

What kind of Monitor do you have

9thjester posted on 03/16/2011

*solifugids

9thjester posted on 03/16/2011

I keep hogna corolinensis two of them I'm trying to breed. I also have a colorado sun spider or camel spider if you prefer (much smaller than a middle eastern monster) solofigids are so cool.

9thjester posted on 03/16/2011

I think I will I travel some to find good weed growers, and we can smoke some good good weed I live in colorado and work at a medical marijuana dispensary called we grow colorado. Check us out at www.wegrowcolorado.com

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