Yokozuna exerts more effort with 3 right hooks than she has in 16 years. So she tags in the rest of the class and watches it continue. More than likely while shitting herself.

Awesome job man. High five!

99% of drug users hit the pipe and call it a day. Meet the sole exception. The only unselfish man that really cares about your entertainment.

Making McDonald's hamburgers are executed a little differently in China, but the meat is the same.

They want you to believe she did something terrible, but really she's just the only one of the group that doesn't look like a 2x4 with her clothes off. Something clearly frowned upon in Asia.

Self-inflicted brain damage in MY Russia? It's more likely than you think.

One girl flops around stage like a Starbucks-deprived teenager, with 3 others in tow, while a sex offender masturbates like it's 1999 and it's all set to an Eminem track. It's not so much art as it's how every white child is conceived in Alabama.

People always let fat girls and depressed men meet the end without hesitation. But if there's a set of C cups and a slim body at risk, the Green fucking Lantern himself is en route.

So... help is immediately administered for her, but not a single fuck is given when 6 girls decide to play kick the face?. CHINA Y U NO MAKE SENSE!?

Dude got caught red handed while committing grand theft bovine. His punishment? To chow down on some grade F beef, raw. And if you think it stops there, well, you don't know Indonesia.

Viral marketing has gotten pretty clever over the years but we don't think that's the deal here. News reports prove it's legitimacy and there's even a reward for someone that can explain what happened. We'd try, but their 1 frame-per-second cell phone technology put a stop to that.

Simply put, there's no recovering from going elbow-deep whilst in the fireman's carry position. But it is the preferred method of saving whores from a burning building. Remember that.