A speech so epic can only be followed by a ride into the sunset. Aboard his Huffy, across the horizon he goes to fight the insect war with 3 speeds of hepatitis.

Between the homoerotic makeout session and the shit eating grin on both their faces throughout the entire ordeal, I don't know if we're watching a revenge video or George Michael bachelor party.

What happens when 18 eHarmony dates in a row going straight to the shitter and you live within walking distance of a junkyard? Squint your way through this and you'll know.

A 10 pack of Codeine and 2 ounces of Jack Daniels cost a lot less than 15 minutes at Rootin' Tootin' Bill's Balloon Tours. Just sayin...

Basehead twitches around like retard that just got hit with 10,000 volts of electricity all whist showing off the 2lbs of skin she bear-clawed off her neck. If any video legitimately screamed for a dubstep remix, it's this.

With aim that impressive it's safe to assume anal sex with the wife is never accidental. But it's always educational.

That is quite the feat. One that probably raised all black boners within a 15 mile radius. Beep beep mother fuckers, this is a construction zone.

Words are completely useless.

Around the 1:30 mark he attempts an epic speech, and losing his virginity is one of the points of interest. This immediately came to mind, and what was left of my imagination has now been completely obliterated. Thanks Internet.

When the average guy gets a $25 dollar gift card to Home Depot it means some quick home renovations are afoot - but Bill had to be different. Fuck everything about this.

Yokozuna exerts more effort with 3 right hooks than she has in 16 years. So she tags in the rest of the class and watches it continue. More than likely while shitting herself.

Awesome job man. High five!