Her anal hole is deeper than a Russian pothole and she's still getting usage out of it. Remember how Newman died in Jurassic Park? Let's just say this would be Brazzer's remake of it.

When one woman can't cope with death, and her 250 lb husband is clearly made of 50% butter, this is the result.

Acquire gonorrhea by butt sexing one of your fellow vagrants, or roll your genitalia directly over New York City's finest sidewalks? Decisions decisions.

This is what happens to you after sleeping with Lil Wayne.

The care Brazil takes of their dead astounds me. The living? Not so much.

Some women need Facebook for attention. Others, Twitter. Then there's Axel Rose 3.0 who won't take any less than a fake brain hemorrhage on Jefferson Ave.

Group of locals gather for an impromptu picture shoot, chock full of testicles and unwiped ass. But feelings quickly change when requests to GTFO are sprinkled with the words faggot and nasty bitch.

Poor Goolock. If this is how every girl responds when he asks them on a date he'll never experience the excitement of Rophenol.

It's times like this that I wish we had a Don't Ever Fucking Click This Link For Any Reason. Ever. I'm Not Kidding Mother Fucker section. Somehow I don't think "Strange" really captures the moment.

It's okay. If their population was raised anything at all like that badass from Iron Man 2, she won't make it through the night with a working reproductive system.

Professor Xavier will be at his house shortly. To let him know he has a more useless mutant ability than Jubilee.

Duo of Russian socialites pop a squat and let loose the spoils of an all-night kegger, all whilst a third girl surveys the damage from afar. Because waiting 13 seconds for the next floor is for faggots.