Now let poor Rex eat that shit up, those nasty fuckers have been eating him, so time for Rex to reclaim some of that protein that belongs to him!

So that is how they keep those Krispy Kreme donuts so moist.

Oh so that is why Japanese girls dont mind those tiny Japanese cocks, since they only need the tiniest of tickles to climax.

After watching this, you'll be digging out your eyeballs with a rusty spoon and washing them in bleach.

Damn nature, you scary!..and apparently nature knows where to find the best source of meth too.

Smells like your granddad's seventeen year old pair of underwear, tastes like Bud Light.

You take the time to slice out a massive chunk of skin and don't film yourself finger banging the girlfriend afterward? What the fuck kind of man are you?

5 Rupees. It can buy you a train ride into the next town, or the sloppiest camel blowjobs in Allahabad. Guess what Sanjeet and friends are saving up for?

Let's just be glad the weirdness stopped here and not at a booming new sex fetish. We're looking in your direction, Germany.

Uninvited cornhole inspections topping the list means wallet theft is now a very distant #2. A complete 180 from alcoholic shenanigans in the states.

Her anal hole is deeper than a Russian pothole and she's still getting usage out of it. Remember how Newman died in Jurassic Park? Let's just say this would be Brazzer's remake of it.

When one woman can't cope with death, and her 250 lb husband is clearly made of 50% butter, this is the result.