Two more strikes like that and he'll have a Turkey on his hands.

Question is, what the hell was a sheep doing on the roof in the first place? Only logical explanation is that it was trying to escape from the clutches of a penthouse brothel. Had enough of Indian cock.

At least piss is sterile, unlike Russian water, which will give you 5 rads per second.

Fun fact: That's actually how they make the red jelly beans.

Sweet, that looks even more fun than bubble-wrap.

This takes fucked up fetishes, redefines it, and then covers it in piss.

She's fapping on the edge.

I'm at a loss for words... I actually thought I'd seen it all, but this video has proven otherwise and restored my faith in the world.

Damn! The lengths that muppets must go these days just for a bit of condiment with their fries.

I think he missunderstood when she said she wanted to get nailed hard.

Now let poor Rex eat that shit up, those nasty fuckers have been eating him, so time for Rex to reclaim some of that protein that belongs to him!

So that is how they keep those Krispy Kreme donuts so moist.