As long as females don't suddenly gain the same ability, I'm cool. Videos of guys doing stuff like this on public transportation are 50% the reason why the Internet exists.

It's a good thing she kept a smile on her face the whole time. I'm pretty sure these things can sense fear.

If you start hearing your neighbor's conversations or smelling their toilets don't worry about it - that's just your other senses compensating for going blind. Congrats, now you're a super hero.

We always wondered how a homegrown Ruski would handle seeing a girl that's actually hot instead of looking like the ass-end of a bulldog in person. Not so good it seems.

Can't believe the police van didn't even attempt to defend it's territory. Over sized face-absorbing bumpers were invented for a reason.

This is what happens when you let hipsters come up with ad campaigns for briefcases.

Those cars were black, white, silver and green. Finally a skinhead that doesn't discriminate.

That "Pain-O-Meter" in the corner is pretty nifty. I'll be pretty disappointed if Brazzers doesn't steal it and use it in future double penetration movies.

When you see it, you'll shit bricks. Unless you're from Alabama. Then you'll call up your 17 immediate cousins and tell them Thanksgiving came early.

Her composure was simply abysmal. Walmart really needs to train their greeters better than that.

For fuck sakes. It's called an inflatable pool and they only cost 3 shillings. Get one.

Masturbating with Goku's power level may sound like fun. But it's not.