So...what happened after the dinosaur hatched from that thing?

The strangest thing about this whole thing is that some nutjob attempts to blow up a car and it takes around 30 seconds for one guy to get up from a bench that is only 10 feet away. According to this news link the man has been arrested and will appear in court soon.

Pus in boots...well, legs.

Wow, someone got their ass blown away.

Now I just want to go to Pizza Hut and use their Ice Cream Factory.

Ah yes, the ole' two foot dildo out of the ass trick. My granny used to perform it all the time at Thanksgiving... well before pulling out her large intestine one year. Good times.

I've finally figured out what the Occupy Wall Street protest is really about. Gloves. Only the top 1% have them, warehouses full of them, and they're not sharing any with the other 99% (like this poor man here).

Dang, put it out of its misery. Just cut off its head and it should...oh.

So that's where Willy Wonka's chocolate comes from.

What? That fine man a thief? Nonsense. Clearly he's just borrowing the phone for 1 minute to call his sick old grandmother.

Two more strikes like that and he'll have a Turkey on his hands.

Question is, what the hell was a sheep doing on the roof in the first place? Only logical explanation is that it was trying to escape from the clutches of a penthouse brothel. Had enough of Indian cock.