Bah, I missed the accident, the video clearly needs more brightly colored circles and at least four more replays.

Oh he's fine, he was just zooming in to get a better look at the pavement.

Looks like fresh meat is back on the menu at Allah Snackbar.

Her body is yet to be found as it was carried away by the powerful river currents. At least some random ducks will be very happy to have a new blonde friend to play with.

How about the NYPD mount a .50 cal on all of those cameras, so Spielberg here can really have some fun.

Oh right, so that's what happened to all the mermaids.

Machete dueling: It's all fun and games until someone loses a face.

There is every chance a little CPR could bring these two unfortunate men back to life, yet this douche is just standing around filming the whole damn thing.

On the plus side, he'll be a hit with the ladies now, the ones with Acrotomophilia that is.

Don't shed tears for this man, he finally got his childhood wish fulfilled, since as a kid he always dreamed of one day being able to do the splits like the other cool kids.

All you gotta do now is add some sauce, sprinkle some onions on that and voila! A hobo meal.

Right there at the end the panther licked his paw for that tasty retard juice and gave him the look "aww yeah, I'll finish you later".