Now that's how you fucking do law enforcement: Car pulls up. Surround car. Shoot car. Shoot comrades. Drink vodka. Hooray for no more Chechen terrorists...All while playing "I will survive" on the radio.

Not much info on this video really, except if you intend to rob the people filming this, bring an army, for they will fuck you up just as they did to this guy.

Failing at suicide is like failing at failing.

That has got to be one of the strangest ways to go, it's like drowning while changing the water in a fish tank.

I see a cozy prison cell in their near future, heck, throw their parents in there too for raising these pieces of shit.

As soon as he heard the driver say these words, he knew he was fucked; "I've been meaning to get reverse fixed in this thing for a while now, sorry dude".

Owning the billboard they are being hanged from must be the Iranian equivalent of having a billboard in Times Square on New Years Eve.

I kid you not, but the camerman's name is David Loeser, which might explain why he over looked the fact that he was playing the backdrop to the officer's line of fire. Probably not the brightest of ideas.

On the bright side, he'll make a fortune playing a Zombie in Hollywood movies. His Zombie walk will be the best that town ever saw.

I could make some inappropriate joke about him having one heck of a splitting headache, but I'm above such childish things.

CSI:Syria looks like it might be a good show, if you can get past the constant use of their catch phrase; Allah Akbar.

Attention all Police: If you ever see me at one of these Black Friday fuck-offs, then please knock me the fuck out too.