That a Victory sign you are giving us pal? Hate to break it you bud, but it seems like you lost.

Yeah...I'd say he was hot under the collar about something. Probably about getting fired.

I believe the Ukrainian for "Stick 'em up" is RATATATATATAT.

How dare you brandish a firearm! I shall now proceed to strike you upon your shins.

Totally not worth the risk. Just like that Romanian hooker I had in an Amsterdam back-alley in '04. Now my cock is like an art gallery, displaying such a grand collection of STDs that even Paris Hilton seems clean in comparison.

You're supposed to ride inside the train. Noob.

Dmitri, I'm pretty sure you're suppose to cut with the knife and eat the steak. Not the other way around.

He risked becoming one of those people at the mall that we all stare at, with nasty scars all over their bodies, to save a kid that seems to be quite toast already.

Hello, this is Fabio. I'd like to make an appointment today to get my brains bashed in. Thanks.

Then again, that pedestrian that was struck by the bike is all kinds of fucked as well...guess walking is out of the question too then.

I can see how that would bring a tear to his eye.

That turkey bailing there in the background is clearly thinking "Fuck this shit!".