Some men will do anything for their true love...

As soon as this video surfaced online, the Brazilian internet mob got on the case and managed to track down all of her info, including her twitter @CamilaCdemoura where she says she's a nurse who is "a quiet person, I love my hubby, my kids and my dogs." Guess she forgot to mention she's also a mega cunt.

Wow, more than 20. That's a nice catch...all this time I've been using the wrong bait.

That a Victory sign you are giving us pal? Hate to break it you bud, but it seems like you lost.

Yeah...I'd say he was hot under the collar about something. Probably about getting fired.

I believe the Ukrainian for "Stick 'em up" is RATATATATATAT.

How dare you brandish a firearm! I shall now proceed to strike you upon your shins.

Totally not worth the risk. Just like that Romanian hooker I had in an Amsterdam back-alley in '04. Now my cock is like an art gallery, displaying such a grand collection of STDs that even Paris Hilton seems clean in comparison.

You're supposed to ride inside the train. Noob.

Dmitri, I'm pretty sure you're suppose to cut with the knife and eat the steak. Not the other way around.

He risked becoming one of those people at the mall that we all stare at, with nasty scars all over their bodies, to save a kid that seems to be quite toast already.

Hello, this is Fabio. I'd like to make an appointment today to get my brains bashed in. Thanks.