This looks like a pretty old clip so I think it's safe to assume this guy's already been put in prison and his asshole looks like an Outback Bloomin' Onion right now.

Starcraft 2's anti-cheat system looks pretty solid from here.

Like Victoria's Secret, chubby girls have no place in these situations. Police WILL take the shot.

People may frown upon strapping a rickshaw to your girlfriend and using her for transportation, but this not ever happening to you is only one of it's many benefits.

Hopefully hell is filled with AIDS infected rottweilers that constantly rape you from morning till night.

Good thing this didn't happen in Alabama. The only fight we'd be seeing is over who gets to keep the carcass. And someone battling their sister over who gets to be on top tonight.

If a meteor ever falls to Earth I have an idea who it should land on: Katy Perry. If she's already dead from a penis overdose, then this crazy bitch is next in line.

She should move to America. At least here people will pretend to care about stopping this from happening again.

That's the price you pay for not being born in the U.S. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to my Burger King and government bought health care for me and my 12 kids.

I feel bad for the Leopard. Not just because he was senselessly killed, but because the last thing he had to hear before dying was more whining than my sister when we put the sheet over her cage at 11:00PM.