And I don't mean Air Strike as in the act of Person A ejaculating onto Person B from an aerial position, I mean the BOOM BOOM BOOM type.

She had just found out that all of her brothers were killed in the Turkish air strikes from a few days ago. Which means no more Freaky Fridays for her...Incest, the game the whole family can play.

And that folks is why I never masturbate with my left hand, it simply can't handle my massive penis.

Remember this video on New Year's Eve while you are sniffing cocaine off some slut's tits, trafficking drugs makes Mexicans reenact the bank robbery scene from Heat.

The guy in white is just going about his business talking on his phone and covering his other ear from those annoying gunshots going off. Cool as a cucumber.

I'll give him a 4.2, he looked lifeless in the air, no ambition, didn't stick the landing...on the bright side, at least he went out with a bang.

It's funny because they swore to protect them. Hilarious.

Those were some picky ass fish, the only meat they eat is baby back ribs.

Damn idiots! Everyone knows that to revive a drowned person you have to run around in counterclockwise circles. It's clockwise for heart attacks, counterclockwise for drowning.

He could easily have defended himself by using the age old homeless method of crapping in his hands and throwing it at them. Works every time.

So...he can still expect that Christmas bonus right?

I guess you could say he's in terminal condition.