Domino's new "2 for 1" ad campaign is off to a firing start.

Just another reason for the BM part of BMX changed to Bloody Mess.

We've all wanted one time or another to spray our DNA all over some nurse. This kid did just that.

He died the same way he came into this world, without any teeth in his mouth.

She looks calm enough to me. Could say she handled that SPLIT UP well. HAHA. Get it?

Seems Russia's national sport of beating bums to death has finally reached Brazil. Just in time for the 2016 Summer Olympics too. So at least there will be two nations competing in this young and fresh sport.

Seems Brazilian cops know how to beat down a pitbull, here's hoping they do the same to Cuban-American rapper Pitbull the next time he tours Brazil. Pretty please.

He had to learn the hard way that catching bullets with your teeth really isn't that easy.

Good morning Honduras! Let's start the morning news hour with the perfect images to go with your breakfast beans and milk.

Only the driver died as the passengers had been let out before attempting what can only be described as a worse idea than eating a girl out on her period.

And I don't mean Air Strike as in the act of Person A ejaculating onto Person B from an aerial position, I mean the BOOM BOOM BOOM type.

She had just found out that all of her brothers were killed in the Turkish air strikes from a few days ago. Which means no more Freaky Fridays for her...Incest, the game the whole family can play.