I see nothing wrong here, that's just R Kelly's way of saying I love you.

I don't think he'll be getting that job as a stenographer any time soon. On the plus side though, he can still finger his Goat with those remaining fingers.

It would appear that crusty old cum-stained trousers can be a bitch to set on fire.

He's taking weight loss to a new extreme with the new 'how to lose 20 lbs in 60 seconds' program.

Oh the irony of them being hanged under an LG billboard...LG - Life's Good.

Domino's new "2 for 1" ad campaign is off to a firing start.

Just another reason for the BM part of BMX changed to Bloody Mess.

We've all wanted one time or another to spray our DNA all over some nurse. This kid did just that.

He died the same way he came into this world, without any teeth in his mouth.

She looks calm enough to me. Could say she handled that SPLIT UP well. HAHA. Get it?

Seems Russia's national sport of beating bums to death has finally reached Brazil. Just in time for the 2016 Summer Olympics too. So at least there will be two nations competing in this young and fresh sport.

Seems Brazilian cops know how to beat down a pitbull, here's hoping they do the same to Cuban-American rapper Pitbull the next time he tours Brazil. Pretty please.