You just touched a hobo's mouth and you think you're the winner? Enjoy your scabies fucker.

So what have we learned here folks? Gun always beats rock.

He should have been a chef. Those guys usually don't get bullets in the head.

And here I thought every girl in the hood came equipped with a break-away weave system that allows them to easily get away from these situations. The Internet teaches me something new everyday.

If karma is real then I really, really hope she's well-acquainted with anal torture via AIDS infected porcupines.

Fists: The solar powered tazer.

I don't know where this happened but watch this closely and never fucking visit there.

Having a wheel where your head should be might not be all that bad. Just look at Lady Gaga. No seriously, go look at her. Ha Ha I made your dick invert.

I'm not sure what this is about, but I'm inclined to believe it had something to do with her being a female and not knowing how to turn her mouth off.

Judging by the slow motion and music added, someone really want us to feel bad him. And I just can't for a guy that dresses himself up to look like a penis.