Later that night, poor K-9 unit Ping Pong was served up for dinner, along side some very tasty Kung Pao chicken and Wonton soup. You'll be missed Ping Pong. You'll be missed.

Damn! Some of those nutsacks are still smoking after that.

I would feel bad, if I wasn't munching right now on a camel quarter-pounder, with a side of camel blood-sausage.

Well he won't be using that hand to jerk off his goat anymore.

I'm shocked. Seems that plan back fired.

Now that the crowbar wielding guy is out of the way, I strongly suggest everyone try out their Turkey Burgers, they are pretty good and all below 500 calories.

The guy with the camera keeps running back and forth like a kid in a candy shop...must be a gore fan.

Now there's a guy who clearly needs to work on his dog whispering skills.

And that's why Geico's answer to the question "Can I get coverage in Brazil?" is "Go fuck yourself".

Pretty sure I just saw Superman there, not even helping the poor dude out. You've changed, Superman. You've changed.

Well, they did an excellent job at killing that block wall.

At least he got stabbed in the best possible place to get stabbed, a hospital...actually, would have been even better if he got stabbed in the butt and in a hospital with a security camera that records at more than 0.10 FPS.