Wow, what a selfish cunt taking her own life like that, did she even think of her family? I mean, her husband is going to be pretty pissed when he gets home to a dirty house and no tacos on the table. Poor guy.

I have no idea what he was actually picking up, nor why he was being filmed. So lets just assume the cameraman had glued a quarter to the road as a joke.

So...he at least gets twice the money, right?

On the plus side, he never has to worry about a double chin...on the downside, his "girlfriend" (read: goat) is leaving him.

Animal abortions are cruel...

Those two women have become one with the truck now, merged into some weird new two-headed Transformer.

The hard way to make a smoothie.

Right, hurry up and drag yourself onto the tracks so we can give this whole suicide thing another try...Seriously, the next train comes in 3 minutes so hurry the fuck up.

At least they were nice enough to place the arm right next to him on the truck bed, to remind him during that 2 hour drive to the hospital of what he once had.

With all that burning fuel around the road they at least don't have to go very far to cremate the body.

According to the source her husband strangled her and threw her body down there...for all we know she was a hellspawn and he was just trying to send her back home.

There is only so much horrible Bhangra music an elephant can take before snapping...can't say I'd have lasted as long under the circumstances.