That's what I call a cattle drive. Now moooooooooove!

It's not all so bad, they can at least go for the "buy one prosthetic leg, get another for free" offer.

Repairable...Not easy, but repairable...The bike, I mean.

I've seen nicer looking piles of meat in the garbage behind my local butcher shop.

Someone give that poor man an Aspirin, he seems to have a splitting headache.

Honestly the first time I've ever had a deep impulse to beat the shit out of a woman...wait, I forgot about Fran Drescher from The Nanny.

That's just the Running of the Bulls...Buffalo style!

What makes me feel really bad for this kid, are the amounts of "Look ma, no hands!" comments he's gonna get from now on.

Pitbulls are the velociraptor of dogs, just like the Yorkshire Terrier, scary fuckers!

Nigga Stole my Bike! Then crashed it...

This is why we can't let the internet kill the newspaper business, else these poor people won't have anything to use to cover up mangled bodies...well I guess there are always palms.

Dear Indonesia, sticking 17 phones in someone's face does not magically bring them back to life. Seriously, you guys, Brazil has already done enough tests on the subject and it just doesn't work.