This is the same way I met my girlfriend. Small world.

He's Asian. If his sister wasn't hogging all the milk to practice her anal squirt distance shots this wouldn't have happened.

Look at the video below this first, then watch this. Coincidence? I think not.

This should keep his psychiatrist swimming in BMW's for the next ten years.

Never heard of the country? Me either. Probably because apparently no one lives past the age of 23.

The five reaming people in Brazil that can afford one of these things are disgusted at his mockery of the sport.

Reason #271 that a kitchen is the best place for a woman: Less chance of head trauma resulting in molestation by a douchebag in a backwards hat.

For a country that probably sees more rape in the streets than empty Starbucks cups, this is pretty damn impressive.

Poor girl, she suffered the fate every woman on The View has somehow avoided for five years.

Epic Beard Man seems so much taller from this angle.

A pig riding a horse? Never thought I'd see the day.

Every 100,000th small penis joke ends in something like this. It's a risk, but one worth taking.