And yet we were thinking they'd bitch about how Osama was disposed of?

Important safety tips: 1. Take notes while man dying on street. 2. Ignore man dying on street until it reaches a point where he's in the way. 3. Do not apply any sort of emergency trauma care, just lump him on a stretcher, in your own time.

What a shame, she was kinda hot before that...Nothing to get bent out of shape over though.

Brazilians; when they aren't getting into fucked up accidents on motorcycles, they stick to bicycles.

Now now guys, this is no time to give him a bath.

Give the guy a break. Who could handle such insane G-forces and speeds as that? C'mon now, be realistic.

Considering that they get paid for each child that they have, this can actually be considered as money laundering.

Actually the source didn't say how it happened, so by freak accident lets just assume a crazed 6 year old clown baby cut his leg open with a rusty machete.

I guess you could say that the trial of Anders Breivik is really "heating up".

Guess who's getting some thankful head tonight...albeit probably a teary one.

Somewhere in Brazil right now, a teen boy is running around high-fiving everyone with his brand new severed arm.

Say whaaat? Can't hear you!!! Allah...Whoooo?