I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

Before I die I want to have sex with this girl. Lots and lots of filthy, horrifying, public, indecent, obscene, borderline illegal, ass-fucking, face-jizzing sex.

Ah yes, the good old college years. When girls are young and just wanna have fun experimenting with cock or pussy. Then they graduate, get a job, and try to be all smart and shit.

Smells like we'll be eating fish this Christmas.

Wait a second, is that a cradle she's in? If so, that's one cradle I'd happily rob.

That is one smoking hot college chick. To quote the great George Washington; I'd hit it.

All it took was 78 seconds of this for me to cream my pants...lets see if you can last any longer.

Right there at the end it's like she's giving us a whiff of her fingers, covered in piss flaps juice.

Doesn't matter what hole it is, she knows all the right spots to hit.

If only they made computer screens with holes in the middle, then I'd be hammering away at my one right now.

Great, now even fucking Henry is getting more pussy than me.

If her pussy is even 1/4th as tight as her body is, then someone is in for the fuck of his life. That someone not being any of us.