When this chick says "I'd hit it" she means it literally...and it being your penis and ball-sack.

If you're looking for perfection, then here it is!..well apart from her having the IQ of a mentally unstable turtle.

Fuck the inventor of the Sybian. Renders males obsolete in favor of this Skynet terminator dick.

I now instantly have an *insert what ever her name is* fetish.

Yeah...you definitely aren't allowed to do this on a public beach. Where the fuck is David Hasselhoff when you need him?

And here I was, worrying about termites when my focus should clearly have been on dick shaped dildos growing out of the freaking walls.

I bet this won't be the first time you get jealous of 8 inches of plastic. Nor the last.

Just porn star Dylan Ryder, doing what you were probably doing a few moments ago, masturbating...unlike you though, she doesn't cry during it.

If you thought the female orgasm was a myth, much like the unicorn, the three toed platypi or healthy fast food, then watch this.

They're just like the 3 blind mice. See how they cum, see how they cum.

I would hold hands the shit outta her.

She was willing to ship a few grands to buy her amazing fake tits but apparently she can't spare a few Euros for a decent webcam.