12 is the magic number here. The jungle gym wasn't meant for ages above it, or IQ's under it. Someone should explain that to him when he wakes up.

Most human beings have a soft spot for people being set on fire accidentally. But that's about to stop right now.

Mixing cocaine, arsenic and shrooms with your buddies joint is really awesome. But you can only do it once.

He should've just punched himself in the face with a fork. That would have at least given karma the night off.

Well if we can't strap rickshaws to them then at least this should be allowed. There, I solved New York City's drug problem.

Real men take what they want. And I'm guessing before that kid's skateboard it was 47 chili dogs.

No word if he ever got his crack back. But the three kids she's had with him since this video are doing just fine.

And that's why varsity has a strict No Retards rule in place.

You probably shouldn't drink at the workplace But if you must, make sure it's as classic as this.

Don't get your testicles in a knot, we aren't going to make a habit of posting produced mainstream videos. We just feel this should be more popular than Rebecca Black. And it would be if rock smokers knew the Internet was more than just Googling overdose remedies.

Had to file this one under Funny. But if we could drop in multiple categories it would also be found in Fights, Strange and Reasons not to listen to Lady Gaga.

It's not her fault. Leapfrog is really hard when you're wasted and carrying 13 different STDs.