And that's why varsity has a strict No Retards rule in place.

You probably shouldn't drink at the workplace But if you must, make sure it's as classic as this.

Don't get your testicles in a knot, we aren't going to make a habit of posting produced mainstream videos. We just feel this should be more popular than Rebecca Black. And it would be if rock smokers knew the Internet was more than just Googling overdose remedies.

Had to file this one under Funny. But if we could drop in multiple categories it would also be found in Fights, Strange and Reasons not to listen to Lady Gaga.

It's not her fault. Leapfrog is really hard when you're wasted and carrying 13 different STDs.

If accidents could be gay, this one would be Perez Hilton.

Dude's nut sac probably hasn't seen soap and water for 6 months and she was about to find that out impromptu. Way to ruin the surprise, assholes.

Let's hope the 4 kids he's never met before don't see this video. That would be embarrassing.

I'd love to have an outfit like the guy who found the tooth is wearing, but I don't go to many Dominican proms.

Listen closely for the thud his head makes. That's the sound of everything tasting like cardboard from now on.

And that's the last time 2 for 1 crack rock day was ever advertised on Jefferson Avenue.

Like they say - If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck and dresses in yellow like a duck when it's walking towards people with guns, it's a fucking idiot.