It's this outgoing personality that got him that free blowjob from the hooker the night before. And the fact that she was dead.

If someone has attempt #1, which I can only imagine was the immediate removal of his left nipple, be sure to send it in.

If he's this stupid then the first time he whacked off must have been one hell of an adventure.

That damage is nothing. You should have seen what he did to the mistress's vagina.

Him taking a piss was just as fun to watch. Not so much for the sleeping girls he thought were a toilet though.

This is the best use of recycling rubber that I've ever seen.

White folk still can't dunk, but we are tied for first place in sexually assaulting women.

So... did she win or what? Having your spine shoot into your brain seems like it could be a game changer.

I hear stuff like this never happens in the kitchen. Mainly because you can't fit a car in there.

Quit your bitching, from the looks of you a little gravel could probably do wonders for your diet.