I now fully believe in reincarnation. Welcome back, Sam Kinison.

Macaulay Culkin Shakur goes on the most epic 2 minute rant you'll see in your life. If the world's first Powerwheels drive-by isn't recorded in the same fashion, I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

He'll only act tough when his opponent is > 130 lbs and has the fighting ability of a 3 legged chihuahua. I never thought I'd find someone's face I wanted to shit on more than Nancy Grace.

The king of shits has finally been dethroned but fret not, we have plenty retail copies of Duke Nukem Forever to put up there in his place.

Olga got caught collaborating with the enemy and now she's paying for it dearly. Justice served via full strength open palm, right to the dome. No scope and all.

Hobo Jones coughs up 5 singles for a back alley knob-slob. Takes all but 23 seconds to reach climax, at which point he immediately helps himself to a full refund by forcefully robbing her and running for dear life... leaving her in the dust with a mouthful of bum cum! Instant classic. More ridiculous shit like this at EFUKT

The anti-drug PSA of the future or trailer for Fox's groundbreaking new reality show? You be the judge.

Cosplaying geek dips into his lose-my-virginity-to-a-hooker fund and uses the cash to turn a local Subway into World War 3. Sorry Denny's, you're no longer useful.

5/31 will be forever known as opposite day at the Goldstein residence.

She only takes her clothes off for shelter and guys that know how to get high off dog turds. That's some master's degree shit - feel privileged.

At first you'll wonder why this is categorized under Funny. Then you'll hear the faggy sounds emitted at the :40 second mark and it will all make sense.