That was enough wasted denim to clothe all of Ethiopia's children. Those Ethiopians don't wear much.

His need for depends is gonna be a big hit at the next junior ball.

Shit didn't even phase her though. The first accomplishment for a girl used to being beaten before laying down.

It's no love tap she's used to receiving on a second date either. We're talking all 5 fingers extended, Dave Chappelle sponsored assault here.

First the good news: Nobody got pregnant. The bad is his girlfriends no longer have the option too. The Balasubramanium bloodline ends here.

Bullseye Billy Raye goes on a rant about how this wasn't his fault, but I edited that out and added some neat slow motion to the impact instead. I'm like the Michael Bay of inbred disasters.

We're taking the day off to celebrate the burning of anuses across the country. Updates will resume tomorrow - so go outside and don't do what this dumbfuck did!

With complete honesty and sobriety I can say this is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life. Nothing I write here could ever come close to matching it. Well played son.

Sorry but this one had to be put under Funny. Had he landed on someone smarter like a doctor, or a mailbox it would have been put in Accidents, or Cool perhaps.

This is bananas. Guy started up a YouTube Channel to document the chronicles of his neighbor's 3 week bender. The videos are long as fuck but for some people, this is the closest they'll ever get to Alabama.

I now fully believe in reincarnation. Welcome back, Sam Kinison.