Dad thought it was hilarious when little Tommy learned the meaning of the middle finger at home. Now? Not so much.

When he said "it's busted," I believe he was referring to his future nutsack.

I'm not a detective or anything, but I'm pretty sure walking in the store with a giant, empty TV bag gave him away.

It's kinda hard to get in the end zone when the opposing player's balls are dangling on your forehead.

He won't be having kids anytime soon. Mostly because he's like 12, but also because of this.

We always wondered how Dale would handle seeing an actual female. Not so well.

Why break your fall with your hands when you can just use your face?

I've categorized this video under Funny. Had the kid's head been crushed by the tire, I probably would've put it under Accidents or maybe Cool.

There's a reason why he's dressed up as an animal and not actually playing basketball. And this is it.

Well, at least he's alive. Alive without a job, but alive.

Sadly, she died later that day with a brain aneurysm. Not really.

This is why rednecks should stick to beer and their sisters' vaginas.