Alabama native has kept her head high through two hurricanes, monumental housing disasters and a destroyed job market. But fuck up her rat meat sandwich and you'll regret the day you were accidentally born.

Homeboy tries to play it cool when a pack of bros invade his shot - pants down, with floppy cocks in attack mode. In before Tosh.0 interviews him and steals more descriptions from this site.

Dude's like 6 foot 2 and willingly wears flannel in public. Jamal is going to need a lot more ammunition than a squeegee and 8th grade diploma to win this battle.

Jimbo and Zeek finally land an opportunity to bang a female outside of their family tree and they fucking blow it. Then probably each other in celebration 5 minutes after the camera cut off.

Don't worry he's alive. He's now higher up than Kanye West on the Most Embarrassing Things on Earth list, but alive.

:28 seconds is the magic number here. That would be the pinpointed moment Josè wished he didn't have that nachos grande for lunch.

MFC. Most girls never seem to make it past 40 token donations per hour. But chances are they don't have a peeping tom parent that wants to get chatty during your day shift.

With that kind of determination maybe they should set their sights on more useful treasure. Like a car, or bag of used condoms perhaps.

Accepting the consequences of a foul is pretty basic stuff. Eat the penalty and move on. Unless of course, you live in Brazil. One wrong move and you'll be lucky not to find your entire family hung upside down and gutted when you get home.

If a man on a bike cuts you off, the logical thing to do is get out of your car and charge him like a Sumatran rhino. In the mind of this guy, and every person watching this at least.

This tard is about as much a race car driver as Detroit is a tourist attraction. But when it comes to making kids in dad's Dodge diarrhea themselves, he's a fucking professional.

Not sure what in the blue fuck Merkaba is, but clearly I should have been putting it in the teacher's coffee cups in high school.