Hope that didn't do too much damage. Those blades need to be bought in sets you know, they can't just be fixed individually.

Someone with a Call of Duty killstreak of 11 just used the Attack Dogs reward on that barbershop.

I don't know whether to feel aroused or concerned. I fapped either way. Just in case.

Urine contempt son! Feces the last time I warn you about your behavior.

Random racism aside, that was by far the worst wet t-shirt contest Ive ever seen.

Shit, there goes his sex life for the next couple of months.

I believe the technical term for that is a "Redneck Shower".

Now there is a gene pool in dire need of some chlorine.

"Get da water nigguh" my fine sir, hate to tell you this, but there is no water left, 'Jeezus' turned it all into that fancy grape juice the white folk love to drink.

The real reason she is upset and aggravated, is because she looks like a fucking thumb.

Alabama native has kept her head high through two hurricanes, monumental housing disasters and a destroyed job market. But fuck up her rat meat sandwich and you'll regret the day you were accidentally born.

Homeboy tries to play it cool when a pack of bros invade his shot - pants down, with floppy cocks in attack mode. In before Tosh.0 interviews him and steals more descriptions from this site.