In China, this is how you make a citizens arrest. And BFFs.

If dressing up as Spider-Man at kid's parties doesn't work out, there's always kicking his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. No experience required.

100 socially awkward buttfucks doing their best impression of the bitch from Seinfeld. No wonder beating your wife with lawn equipment is the national passtime.

Just throw in a 7 figure paycheck and they'll be slightly uglier, more bearable versions of Megan Fox.

That was some impressive dancing for a guy his size and a great way to exercise. But alas, he's still got bigger tits than 90% of east Asia. Combined.

I categorized this under Funny. But if we had a Best Way To Spend 7 Rupees section, it would be in there instead.

I don't know how he got that cast on his arm but I'm betting it had something to do with mustard and the cat.

If there's any justice in the world, the guy filming will get father of the year for this.

What you don't see is daddy putting her back on the couch, throwing a handful of Cheerios at her and going back to playing his Kinect. But oh, it happens.

Uni-ball having fruit cup tries to impress a girl with his knowledge of door hardware seconds before she marks herself in faceplant history. This is how British guys get laid.

If your number was under 9, you're wrong. And have absolutely no confidence in Mexico.

I've never been hit in the face as hard as these guys have, but my mom says it hurts. And me and our therapist believe her.