If accidents could be gay, this one would be Perez Hilton.

Dude's nut sac probably hasn't seen soap and water for 6 months and she was about to find that out impromptu. Way to ruin the surprise, assholes.

Let's hope the 4 kids he's never met before don't see this video. That would be embarrassing.

I'd love to have an outfit like the guy who found the tooth is wearing, but I don't go to many Dominican proms.

Listen closely for the thud his head makes. That's the sound of everything tasting like cardboard from now on.

And that's the last time 2 for 1 crack rock day was ever advertised on Jefferson Avenue.

Like they say - If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck and dresses in yellow like a duck when it's walking towards people with guns, it's a fucking idiot.

Don't worry, judging from the reaction I'm sure he got him in the ass later that night.

I really wish this happened in America and not Trinidad. We need a fresh new face for Tampax commercials and his would be perfect.

Boris Jr. thinks spinning a girl around at mach 5 is funny until he gets thrown face first into the steel instead. In true Russian fashion he retaliates by giving her face the 'ole 5 knuckle silver wedding anniversary gift but fails at that too. With no options left he steals her shoe? Only in the Motherland.

Great, now it smells like shit out here.

Oddly enough this makes me believe it's okay to hit a woman as long as she's missing at least 30% of her teeth.