When it comes to chugging beer, he has few equals. When it comes to being a creep, he has few equals.

It's as if a bunch of bros died, and got reincarnated as pandas. Scientific name: Ailuropoda RKelly Melanoleuca.

Hey look on the bright site, a broken nose normally results in bruises forming around both eyes. Two black eyes for the price of one punch.

That turkey knows what you did last Thanksgiving.

That was the greatest pre fecal toss dance I've ever seen, and believe me, I've seen quite a few fecal toss dances in my time...Mostly at the MTV Video Music Awards.

"Dad, but don't we eat the antelope?""Yes, Simba, but let me explain: When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass like it's a fucking 5 hour energy-bar and go beast mode on cyclist douchebags. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."

At first you might wonder why this is being categorized under Funny. Then you'll see that one robber scram out the door like a cockroach and it will all make complete sense.

That's what you get for slurping your noodles. Bitch.

He just got baguette'd the fuck out.

A classic case of shit and run.

Hope that didn't do too much damage. Those blades need to be bought in sets you know, they can't just be fixed individually.

Someone with a Call of Duty killstreak of 11 just used the Attack Dogs reward on that barbershop.