After years of asking, the little kid finally got a pony...and then years of psychological trauma.

That was awesome, too bad you only get 5 measly points for running over drunk Russians.

I wouldn't feel a thing either after my 24th shot of pre-school vodka.

What a durable little SUV. I'll take it! Do they come in red?

Hope she enjoys the rest of her holiday eating all her food through a straw.

OK, lets talk about the elephant in the room...if she wanted shark fin soup, why did she leave the kitchen in the first place?

He's just happy to be on his way to Popeyes.

Her complete meltdown came after she asked her professor why evolution kills Black people and he ignored the question since he was talking about peacock mating selection at the time...which I guess means African Americans are birds..."black bird singing in the dead of night".

Phew, at least the kid broke his fall, that could have been bad.

That fight was a mismatch, even though the sign has the greater IQ, the dude had an unfair advantage by having arms and legs.

Even horses watch professional wrestling in Mexico.

Well if he hadn't spoken up, the blind guy in the back of the train would have; "CAN SOMEONE STOP THAT FUCKING HORSE FROM PRANCING AROUND! WHO THE FUCK BRINGS A HORSE ON THE SKYTRAIN ANYWAYS!"