Fists, knees, elbows, feet, guns, knifes, baseball bats, tazers, belts, brass knuckles, rocks, dirt, shit balls, cars, rocket launchers, helicopters, F-16 fighter jets, Boeing 747's, tanks, body armor, fish, can of corn, crossbows... When it comes to street fights, anything goes really.

Proper Road Rage Etiquette: Question #47) How do you react to a jaywalker? A) Hit them. B) Run over them. C) Beat them up. D) All of the above.

Dance like a rapid dog, sting like a used heroin needle.

1st rule of Tranny Fight Club: Wear heels.

He got kicked right out of fighting mode, straight into dancing mode.

San Andreas live and direct..."All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!"

Can't say that was a fair fight, anyone who wears Boxer Briefs should only be allowed to fight men.

That was the last time anyone dared hang around Taniqua's corner.

Subway brawls, yet another excellent reason not to visit Russia...another excellent reason is it's a foul pit where you will find nothing to do but drink to excess.

It's like a cheap Jerry Springer knockoff (as if you could get any cheaper than the original), only difference is that in this version the security seem to have a 30 second rule before intervening, like in hockey.

Apparently toilet fights use the three-knockdown rule like in some boxing matches.

Ladies! Would you please calm the fuck down! Those welfare checks are in the mail already, so don't be throwing a hissy fit.