When the time calls for it, you should legally be able to do this to every kid that pees in the pool. And every kid that doesn't.

Great, now the lawn needs an STD test.

Was that a dining room chair out there? Nothing quite says ghetto like the ability to serve dinner in the driveway.

A homo hunter. We should give her $27.00, set her loose in Hollywood and magically watch the economy bounce back within 30 days.

Damn! A 95 lb girl hasn't been this scary since the world found out Jessica Alba got herpes.

Being suddenly woken up and realizing you're not on a water slide filled with chocolate chip mint ice cream can be traumatizing. That's why I only dream about realistic things - like Katy Perry's cornhole being a hostel for homeless black dick.

$20 says in 5 years we will be seeing another video of them doing the same thing, in the same place... wearing the same clothes.

His only crime was drinking the entire bath tub full of moonshine in one sitting.

I like my foursomes with as little dick as possible too, but this is just ridiculous.

Don't feel too bad. In ten years when this bulldyke is double clutching an 18-wheeler and wonders where it all went wrong we'll have this video to show her.