I can only assume this is the result of getting one too many wedgies from High School jocks.

If we've learned anything this past week, it's that England is apparently filled with insane people on buses. I blame it on the insanity of putting buses on top of buses.

Women fighting...it's like throwing two objects covered in Velcro together, almost impossible to separate.

Remember kids, if you can't fight, the don't fucking start one. It's the same rule that stops me from flying jets, or having consensual sex with women.

Well that settles it, eating 17 happy meals in one sitting does in fact NOT make you happy.

Well done chap. Until now, only Captain Jack had taken on a sea creature of such magnitude and won.

Wait, there was alcohol still left in that bottle. Clearly that is a sign that the apocalypse is upon us...if Russians are wasting booze now.

That wasn't so bad really, compared to THIS, which is what happens when you don't have a ticket on a zeppelin in Nazi Germany.

The MentalZero dictionary says that a sucker punch is; A sneaky punch from behind used for the element of surprise to incite the ire of a prospective opponent, often knocking said opponent the fuck out. Meaning this guy didn't get sucker punched, since he saw that punch coming from 17 miles away.

When gay Urkel isn't watching Beyoncé music videos or checking what Nicki Minaj has to say on Twitter, he's walking around the neighborhood spreading some fist love. Not the sexual kind.

Story here is this Navy vet spray painted "12-7 USN" (date of Pearl Harbor attack) onto the kid's (Japanese made) car and got caught in the act. He then calls the kid a gook and spits at him. That's when the kid beats him up. In short, fuck everyone involved in this.

You can hear the dad say "You idiot, he's Fucking International Champ in Karate, did you know that?", judging by the way he just got his ass handed to him, no he did not know that.