At least they're sophisticated enough to use proper New Zealand grammar; Giz us the bag u "cant"!

Russians enjoy the simpler things in life; like drinking vodka, listening to bears play button-accordions while riding unicycles, and lastly, they love to fight. Oh how they love fighting.

By the sounds of those drunken banshee screams I take it they aren't exercising their right to remain silent.

When you repress being hung like a gerbil for 31 years it all has to come out somewhere.

I'm punching you because I love you bro. I'm choking you out because I love you. I'm liftin' yo wallet cuz...I'm flat broke.

That man just chilling there reading his paper while all that shit goes on around him is like Liam Neeson's character in Taken. Any moment now he will stand up and destroy everyone around him in one swift move.

Like that one song I don't know what is called goes: Can I kick it...? Yes you can!

Gather around gentlemen, either one of these fine beauties can be yours for the next 2 hours for the low low price of $20...or a crack rock.

Hey, if your wife sounded like a car alarm you'd be pretty fucking annoyed too.

Apparently English is being spoken here, but I could only make out "bitch", "get out the way" and "nigga".

Apparently random street gang rapes are pretty common in Delhi. You could say that Delhi is the Detroit of India, which is probably why they made a New Delhi.

God it's dangerous work patrolling the mean streets of Africa...Baltimore is a place in Africa, right?