Everybody was "kinda" Kung Fu fighting...

Praise the Lord of Violence, for HD cameras have finally made it to the hood. Finally we can expect some glorious high definition videos of black booty, all 400 pounds of it.

It's all starting to make sense now, why so many black guys only date white chicks.

The pistol went off as he struck him, shooting out a window. So not only is this guy a douche, but he's a douche who doesn't care about gun safety.

It's hard being a midget, not only do crowded elevators smell different to them, but also nobody pays any attention to them unless they are being shot out of a cannon.

If your ears start bleeding too much due to the horrible music put over this video, then you can skip to the knock out punch which happens at 2:45, after a little fight and argument.

That is beyond horrible, just look at all those chewing gum stains. Someone needs to clean that shit up.

With such amazing deals on cheap beer and organic tampons, how can anyone be this angry?

"THE NEXT STOP IS BROOKLYN BRIDGE" Well that explains it.

Holy crap, for a minute there it sounded exactly like THIS.

Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, spat in his face...being out of the kitchen. I think he defused the situation quite well to be honest.

At least they're sophisticated enough to use proper New Zealand grammar; Giz us the bag u "cant"!