Even better, his social security check arrived. What a great day to be this guy.

Hell hath no fury like a man wearing that many fucking colors on one outfit.

I can't believe that the same country that produced Salma Hayek's set of tits could also produce this. It's like a double dose of awesome.

Taking a skater's board is like taking a fat chick's 3rd box of donuts. Don't fucking do it.

After years of believing Mexicans just run really fast and wear sombreros, I can safely say Speedy Gonzales lied to me. They can be quite violent too.

When you see little kids fighting, as a responsible adult, you should always do the right thing... turn on your cell phone camera and laugh.

Little Marvin's only mistake was believing that there really was a giant turd with legs in the bathroom. Not a smart move, Marvin.

In some parts of the world, this is how they shape their children into men. Angry men who beat their wives, but men nonetheless.

Nice punch, but the nurse who shows up at the end needs to be in my mouth immediately.

It's okay, he was considering taking a mid-afternoon nap anyway.

The attackers are black and the victim is white, so surely this makes up for at least a little bit of slavery. Maybe not.

If you watch this with your eyes closed, it kinda sounds like someone is boiling a classroom of teenage girls in a giant pot.