Good job Donkey Kong was there to keep chucking that barrel at him.

Just celebrating Black History Month in style.

Now they can use that tax money to pay bail.

That's what happens when you pick a fight with the only man in Russia who isn't drunk as a skunk on Vodka. What makes it worse, is that kick was so slow it could have been telegraphed.

The most impressive part of this video was the lack of Romanian techno dance music. I thought everyone listened to that shit over there.

Maybe this was what Clint Eastwood was referring to when he said "it's half-time in Detroit" during the Super Bowl.

Jeez, calm the fuck down Bruce Leevski.

Chuck Norris' Pizza Villa. Ladies Night. Every deep dish pizza comes with a roundhouse kick to the face.

He would be worried about catching some transmitted disease, if every Russian wasn't dying off radiation poisoning already, so really no point in worrying about such petty things.

According to the source they attacked the female server after she had served them a wrong order. They were also described as African American...which came as a gigantic surprise. "WHAT! 18% mandatory gratuity! Oh hell no! someone is getting a beat down!"

The only sentence I could properly make out from the whole video was "beat dat ho ass", and at the end, it appears dat ho did indeed got dat ass beat.

We'll give them both a B- for that feisty fight. And that's the highest grade they're going to get all damn year.