I didn't think it was possible to anger a female to this point before learning what a donkey punch was. This kid's breaking stereotypes.

I've seen retarded kids with more power behind their punches, and they're only swinging at stuff in their imagination.

I hate when my Snorlax does this - that's why it's still on level 2. I mean... what the fuck is Pokèmon?

After what I can only describe as ballroom fucking dancing for the first minute, he was bound to connect with something eventually. That's the law of probability.

There's two ways to officially announce your love for the penis. By moving into a San Fransisco loft... and then this.

OK tubs you tried your hand at fighting, back to Disney DVD's and Costco-sized boxes of Krispy Kremes for you.

Sometimes I wonder how much better fights like these would be if a Mexican guy was commentating them. Then I go back to jerking off.

Let this be a lesson to all you would-be thieves out there. Scout your locations first. A fruit box full of 8 tracks and 2 broken VCR's just isn't worth the hassle.

Russians only fight to stay warm. I'm convinced at this point.

I'm guessing this guy doesn't have access to the Internet.