It takes a lot of effort to look like more of a douchebag than the kid in the video below this but I think he's got it.

They make a product for people like this. I think it's called a noose.

Hey God, it would be cool if you could prevent this from ever happening to me. Thanks in advance.

If someone tried to kill me, my family would probably take the suspect out for dinner. FML.

"Allah Fuckbar! I missed!" exclaims the Muslim sniper in the distance.

This is old, but rewatching it gave me a confused boner all over again.

This is fake as shit, but with the snowball's chance in Los Angeles that it's real, I'm posting it anyway.

For someone who sleeps under a bridge in a puddle of his own piss every night, that was a nice punch.

There's obviously some underlying hatred behind this punch because holy fucking shit.

Typically I would expect the black guy to win this fight, but it's hard to concentrate when your opponent looks like a fat hairless cock.

He went down like my sister on every guy she's ever dated. We don't let her sit at the dinner table anymore.

In fairness to the guy, I was also under the impression that all Thai girls were whores. I guess not.