Putting a rocket launcher in a Russian's hands makes as much sense as a Vietnamese prostitute at a blood drive, but it does make for one very entertaining video. Enjoy.

For a nation of people that have turned defecation into appetizers this isn't really all that shocking.

Yeah, let's poke a 400 lb carnivore in the face with a stick and see what happens. That makes about as much sense as cinnamon-flavored black people.

Steve Austin called, he said "Good job". Then went back to beating his wife.

I had to file this one under cool. Had it burped the entire alphabet I might have opted for strange, or even shocking.

When the only female in your house can be called both sister and mother, this is what happens.

Idiots hurting themselves will come and go, but Rube Goldberg machine pain like this will last forever. Just like his virginity.

Dude sweeps her feet out Chuck Norris style, watches her head bounce off the concrete and walks away with a smile. We applaud him for showing some restraint.

All she wanted to do today was make an idiot herself and get a handful of waffle fries. No word on if she got those fries.

This takes guts.... and the ability to accept that you'll never be laid again for the rest of your life by a human female. Kudos.

I can't wait for Tila Tequila to try this at her next show. While covered in baby oil.

We're outsourcing stripping now? My sister's gonna need a second job, fast.