Epic bull is epic.

This man clearly proves Terminator 2 is not fiction. I fucking knew it.

It took out the mother, which will consequently leave the offspring to die. Congratulations asshole, your cat is the Ted Bundy of felines.

Nothing interrupts free cookie day in the lunchroom. Nothing.

As most, if not all, of the collective angry people on the Internet already know - one of the oldest extreme sites is no more. We here at MZ have noticed a lot of you old schoolers heading our way and we wanted to take a moment and extend our thanks and hope you feel as comfortable here as you did there. So to Horseface, Vegas and the rest of you regulars - welcome to flock. PS - Grimjack has been upgraded to senior damage control officer.

With this kind of natural talent he definitely has a great future ahead of him. At White Castle.

Taking your $200 bill and trading it in for a $10,000 warrant. That's the power of Michigan home schooling.

I'd make fun of him but he just got a sex change operation for free, and that's just a smart way to save $12,000.

If he was old enough to read I bet his favorite character from the Wizard of Oz would be the lion.

Insecure girls are no laughing matter. But when their vaginas can easily be mistaken for characters in Left 4 Dead 2, it sure as hell starts to be.

If the Rock wasn't too busy dressing up like a girl for Disney he'd probably be mad that someone is using his finishing move.

He survived this without getting a single baton to the face, which means 2 things. He visits MentalZero every day, and knows what size underwear his sister wears.