With skills like that, he's definitely going to have a great career ahead of him. Working at Burger King.

If he was just a little slower or a little fatter, everyone back at the station would be having bacon tonight.

When your father is also your grandfather, you turn out a lot like this guy.

As impressive as this is, I'm not completely sold until I see the dog cook and serve it as well.

I don't think he fully understood when someone recommended he take the bus home.

Everyone knows Asians are born with kung fu in their blood. Except this kid.

Next time you leave your car with the valet, this is probably what's happening to it. Don't forget that.

Little did he know, the rocket hit an elderly man crossing the street 3 miles away.

One way or another, this is proof that the end times are near.

The 9th grade biology teacher sure has an unorthodox way of giving extra credit.

I would do this too, but pooping my pants in front of people is something I typically try to avoid.

It's 510 tons of pure badass. This is what they used to transport my friend's mom to the cemetery after she died. (she was fat)