This is pretty disturbing. So if you're a parent, or a masochist with a big heart I really don't recommend watching.

You see that husky female emerging as the driver? Repeated attempts to eat every Baskin Robin's flavor in one sitting has turned her brain into a peanut... so not exactly the one you want to depend on when seconds count.

Looks like this covers the dangers of mother nature and liking folk music all in the same video. And that's not easy.

A 300 lb gymnast. P.S. that's amazing distance for a flip flop.

News story here. Because without the appearance of one Asian woman behind the wheel of a minivan, you're gonna call it fake.

Nothing left but a front axle and half a passenger seat. Which means it's on eBay Russia right now for 1000 Rubles.

The driver's transsexual daughter definitely owes him a blowjob after that. I'm talking both hands, cupped balls and swallowing included.

Yet another classic 2-wheeled crash brought to you by the ancient eastern Asian art of not giving a fuck.

That's what you get for doing anything NASCAR does.

I've seen enough accident videos in my time to know when something is intentional. But seriously grandpa, cough up the $30 and just go to Six Flags next time.

And that's why Twitter and women should be banned from automobiles.

Walking becomes a whole lot more challenging when there's an SUV up your ass. Example: this guy.