He could try that 100 more times and not get the same result. But he'd probably be dead and 75 more would be needed to meet Korea's daily Vespa annihilation quota.

Happened in Poland. Which means Czech Republic should give his face back.

First of all, what the fuck are you doing jamming that many foreigners into something that isn't a Burger King? Second, Turkish WalMarts let you trade-in children for helmets. Consider it.

Egyptian CAT driver: The only job on planet Earth that's more mind numbing than 30 minutes with Tila Tequila. PS - Why hasn't anyone buttfucked her into oblivion yet?

Russia's gonna be pissed. 70+ years of blindsiding people and they haven't been able to produce something as elegant as this.

Here's a hint: It's black, shits in the woods and is hairy like the Ewok but isn't Kimbo Slice.

If you think 3 centimeters of blue tarp was going to stop a 600 lb bike from going down your throat, that would make you retarded. Or Guatemalan according to this.

How someone can pull off a crash like this is beyond me. If I was his insurance agent I'd remove all 10:00 AM Smirnoff privileges and give him a wife from Detroit.

...and that's why Vin Diesel movies aren't allowed in Romania.

Made in China, driven in Argentina and criticized in America. Dude's a motherfuckin international superstar.

Whoever put that full pack of Werther's Originals on the other side of the road probably feels like a real asshole right now.

Fact: This Russian guy films himself purposely getting into accidents that could easily have been avoided and posts them on the Internet. And if this one doesn't get him inducted to the Charles Manson honor society, nothing will.